Modern Mesostic

As you may have noticed, Fed by Birds campaigns tirelessly to automate the creative process, leaving writers free to spend more time on what they do best. For instance, this online mesostic generator will work out acrostic poems using found text so you don’t have to.
I took the traditional self-centred route to test such a thing, and the results seem quite satisfactory:
Back to the chaise longue! Just in time for that substantial 1pm brandy.